The battle comes to a short but messy conclusion among spiders, gimmicks, characters…

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The battle comes to a short but messy conclusion among spiders, gimmicks, characters…

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As promised, heads butt in the arena of Pro-Wrestling. George swats up on his wrestling trivia and comes up the aisle armed with knowledge to take on the wit… who will win? Will there even be a winner?!

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With George’s health audibly haven taken a turn for the worse after the host failed to show last week (he was on holiday, naturally George had assumed he’d died), George returns from having gone off the rails, and our host returns from a week in the tropics.
Much is there to be talked about: Tweed, Reid, Gately, Mitch… and… Roxanne?!

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The final part of the detectives special. We shout a lot and find out which TV detective is hired to take on the case, and we find out the culprit…

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Returning to London with some devastating news, our host drops a bombshell at the start of the show. There’s been a crime. A crime of the worst proportions. Luckily, scheduled for today was a special on the many hard-hitting detectives that have graced our screens… perhaps one of them can help, but which? More than that, who is responsible for this heinous crime? A great detective might pick up some of the clues along the way…

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Sadly, our host is called away to an emergency in the south of France, so the vaults are scraped in order to broadcast a topic previously deemed unsuitable and offensive…
A Tale Of Two Michaels (or more)…


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Just as threatened, the studio was decorated (perhaps too much) and the American Special Party was held in full. From sea to shining sea, America the beautiful was well and truly covered. In the high spirits of the occasion, costumes were the order of the day (subscribe to the show through iTunes and be treated to this sight).
Sadly George rolled in drunk after a messy breakup, you probably won’t be able to tell. at all. He switched the mics on and made it sound like a paperbag in outer-space. A very, very noticeably angry, sweary, offensive and excessively loud paperbag this time.
Inside that paperbag:
- Charlie Brooker and the men in fleeces. Screenwipe idiot.
- David Mitchell ( minus Robert Webb ), Jeremy Clarkson , Piers Morgan
- Sunday roast , kebabs , Steven Segal , Jean-Claude Van Damme .
- Jack Tweed gets mentioned somewhere in there.
- Live Jackass
- Prison prices and tariffs.
- Text message etiquette.
- Noel Edmonds’ TV philosophy.
- Who would replace Noel Gallagher in Oasis?
- President Obama , should he have been Chinese? (yes).
In which:
- The cult of the number 5 is discussed/celebrated.
- The identity of the fifth Beatle is debated.
- Three unexpected guests pay a fleeting visit.
- What were the nineties? What happened?
- Jack Tweed. Jack Tweed. Jack Tweed. Jack Tweed. Jack Tweed. What did you expect?!
- JT takes on UK TV, Hollywood, DJing at Hollywoods Nightclub in Romford.
**Listeners will note that we were obliged to censor the broadcast in two places. We would like to stress that this was very much against our wishes, and hope to never have this occur again**
*** Please note, this episode was recorded before Mr. Jack Tweed’s current legal situation became public knowledge.***
In which:
- A serious, roundtable discussion of Barrymore, Lubbock and Betts takes place. Three people at the centre of classic tabloid tales.
- Some jokes to lighten the mood at said table.
- Jack Tweed isn’t so much as mentioned once.